Greytruck! is an elite team of brand guardians
dedicated to helping the world's finest brands
deliver on their promise.
Simplicity is indeed often the sign of truth
and a criterion of beauty.
Unmatched attention to detail—with but a dash of hoodwinkery is what makes our clients fall in love with us.
"I don't know how I got here" are reportedly the final words thought to have been whimpered by Mr. Xavier.
But that was a long time ago.
When the voices stop rattling around inside the head—that's when creativity is allowed to flow freely once again. Therefore, the trick would be to block the voices as much as possible, right, Francis?
Rats. Where the devil did he run off to now?!
Mr. Kennedy has been a motherlovin' Greytrucker since the early fall of 1978—but back then Greytruck wasn't known as 'Greytruck', and Ronson Kennedy wasn't known as 'Ronson Kennedy'. Ronson was known then as 'Meryl Waganbower' and he worked at 'Greystump'. Wait. Have we gone too far?
Then we write something here about Mr. Ronson Kennedy. You know, something really nice about how he's never been late, or, perhaps, highlight the fact that he is really kind and responds positively to anything red.
Like balloons, and fire trucks, and cherry tomatos.
We neither speak directly about the contributions of Imperial Model 46, nor do we speak of Imperial Model 46 at all. We have been forbidden to do so, and the mere th— wait. Did you hear something?..
Yeah. This conversation never took place, okay?
Imperial Model 46 is Japanese, so that should sum it up nicely.
We make a lot of really cool things—and we're pretty good at it
because of our collective years of experience and our unwilingness to accept defeat.
We know what 'brand' means, because we are a brand consultancy at-heart. We are not marketers, nor are we advertisers.
Brand doesn't mean logo.
This isn't about blasting endless, meaningless advertisements all about. We look at what is being said and to whom, how. If it doesn't make any sense we then get to work.
No, not keychains with logos or can koozies. Products. Consumer products. The actual item to which the brand aura is associated
(or supposed to be associated).
Greytruck!'s process enables our team to see the product before we make it, so we can all come to an agreement quickly.
Sometimes we gotta brag a bit
about the great projects we've worked on.
We do like to hear about new projects so drop us an email, describe your exciting project, and we may invite you to chat.